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Aug. 29th, 2013 10:13 pmI was just in the bathroom. Minding my own business. I was just standing there, as we guys do, taking care of business. When I saw something out the corner of my eye.
Now, first thought was naturally that I was seeing things. Second was that maybe Hikaru or Kenya had come in because I couldn't see it clearly. So I finished up, went to wash my hands... and there it was....
IT WAS THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IT WAS LOOKING AT ME WITH IT'S EYES... and I swear it had been watching me ALL THE TIME! ... And then it MOVED! ... And I am not ashamed to say I screamed a bit because IT WAS HUGE!! They have no right being that big and being in my apartment! How the HELL did it get in my bathroom?!!
I tried to kill it though... I tried to hit it with something and missed.
So now I need to move apartments. I can't live here any longer.
Sorry, Kenya. Hikaru? But we need to move. Today. Right now. I can't sleep here tonight and I can't go into that bathroom again. It's off limits. It's a biohazard, quarantine area. No one enters. Ever.
Now, first thought was naturally that I was seeing things. Second was that maybe Hikaru or Kenya had come in because I couldn't see it clearly. So I finished up, went to wash my hands... and there it was....
IT WAS THE BIGGEST SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN AND IT WAS LOOKING AT ME WITH IT'S EYES... and I swear it had been watching me ALL THE TIME! ... And then it MOVED! ... And I am not ashamed to say I screamed a bit because IT WAS HUGE!! They have no right being that big and being in my apartment! How the HELL did it get in my bathroom?!!
I tried to kill it though... I tried to hit it with something and missed.
So now I need to move apartments. I can't live here any longer.
Sorry, Kenya. Hikaru? But we need to move. Today. Right now. I can't sleep here tonight and I can't go into that bathroom again. It's off limits. It's a biohazard, quarantine area. No one enters. Ever.
